1 ? (i-1).ToString() : (i ? "no more" : "99")
s = i != 1 ? "s" : ""
$(j + " bottle" + s + " of beer on the wall, " + j.UpToLower() + " bottle" + s + " of beer.
\n"
+ (i ? "Take one down and pass it around" : "Go to the store and buy some more")
+ ", " + k + " bottle" + (k != "1" ? "s" : "") + " of beer on the wall.
\n")
}
?>