When text matches: !beer Sent by: * (*@*) Perform these commands: /SET $beers 99 :drinkmorebeer /SET $plural {} /IF $beer ne 1 /SET $plural {s} /MSG $channel $beers bottle$plural of beer on the wall, /MSG $channel $beers bottle$plural of $boldBEER$bold! /MSG $channel Take one down, pass them around, /MSG $channel $beers bottle$plural of beer on the wall! /DEC $beers /IF $beers ne 0 /goto drinkmorebeer /MSG $channel ...who drank all my beer? :(