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Language LOLCODE

(sjlol version 1.1 for lolcode 1.0)

Date:07/13/07
Author:Mike Gogulski
URL:n/a
Comments:20
Info:http://www.lolcode.com/
Score: (4.11 in 564 votes)
BTW LOLCODE version of 99 Bottles of beer
BTW By Mike Gogulski (http://www.gogulski.com/) 13 July 2007
BTW LOLCODE is a programming language by and for lolcats
BTW http://www.lolcode.com/
BTW
BTW Tested with:
BTW   sjlol version 1.1 for lolcode 1.0
BTW     Win32 binary: http://www.rit.edu/~sjl7678/sjlol.zip
BTW     Home: http://lolcode.com/implementations/sjlol 
BTW     Online interpreter: http://wealhtheow.rh.rit.edu:8080/index
BTW       (Doesn't work with comments, so delete all "BTW" lines)
BTW
BTW Save as 99BOTTLZ.LOL, start with "sjlol 99bottlz.lol"
BTW
BTW LOLCATZ CNT SPEL 2 GUD
BTW
HAI
    VISIBLE "O HAI! IM IN UR BEERZ!"
    I HAS A VAR
    LOL VAR R 99
    IM IN YR LOOP
        VISIBLE VAR!
        VISIBLE " BOTTLZ OF BEER N TEH WALL, "!
        VISIBLE VAR!
        VISIBLE " BOTTLZ OF BEER!"
        VISIBLE "TAKE 1 DWN, PAS IT AROUN, "!
        NERFZ VAR!!
        IZ VAR LIEK 0?
            YARLY
                VISIBLE "NO MOAR"!
            NOWAI
                VISIBLE VAR!
        KTHX
        VISIBLE " BOTTLZ OF BEER N TEH WALL!"
        IZ VAR LIEK 0?
            GTFO
        KTHX
    KTHX
    VISIBLE "GIEV MOAR PLZ! KTHXBAI!"
KTHXBYE

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Alternative Versions

VersionAuthorDateCommentsRate
Based on the LOLCode 1.2 specAlyssa Lambert10/08/072
V1.2 Using functions, if, and switch.Almo!05/01/120
Lolcode .Net DialectxCM2x11/16/080

Comments

>>  AndrewFM said on 09/17/07 18:35:53

AndrewFM This is seriously the best addition to 99 Bottles of Beer so far...

LOLCODE kicks ass...

>>  DocZayus.com said on 10/06/07 14:54:52

DocZayus.com That is sooo cool.
Not sure how it can be usefull, but it sure is sweet.

Thanks for sharing that!

>>  Lily said on 10/11/07 02:39:19

Lily it would have been useful for me during my programming class for extra credit >.<

>>  Nitroadict said on 11/07/07 09:14:22

Nitroadict Does anyone have the LMAO lolcode interpreter for Ruby? I'm just starting to get the hang of learning a programming language (the first being, you guessed it, Ruby) and I'm interested in seeing the LMAO interpreter. For some reason I can't download it or find it anywhere though :\.

Haz can some1 helps meh? D:

>>  Doug said on 11/14/07 16:34:02

Doug As far as I can tell, this is not printing the correct lyrics.

I vote *Bad As Hell* because of that.

>>  TEH PWNZ0RD!!! said on 11/25/07 05:22:51

TEH PWNZ0RD!!! OMG!!! H4X0R5!!!!!!!!!111!!!!11!!11!11one111!!111!!

>>  Daniel said on 01/13/08 20:17:03

Daniel Very nice =].

>>  Ammoun said on 02/26/08 23:35:07

Ammoun Nice bit of coding mike, gratz :)

BTW doug apart from the lolcat spelling the lyrics are spot on

>>  Ian said on 03/01/08 18:09:42

Ian YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!!

neither LOLCODE program handlez pluralz correctly

>>  Baba said on 05/20/08 03:27:59

Baba Ian, what do you expect from cats?

>>  some guy said on 07/12/08 03:39:02

some guy Having gtfo for break killed me.

>>  nupanick said on 10/12/08 23:01:25

nupanick Lolcode is awesome, I can't wait until it stabilizes because I know it will be so much fun to write in.

>>  larnx said on 10/28/08 12:33:32

larnx IT ARE TEH KURRECT LIRICZ !!!

>>  atm0 said on 06/12/09 14:05:27

atm0 !!!! H4x0rz !!!!

>>  nerd said on 11/12/09 15:13:19

nerd !!! omfgz0r HAXX thiz coood 101 luv PROGRAZZZ

>>  ceilingcat said on 11/23/09 18:20:34

ceilingcat Absolutely legendary!

>>  Matt Ch'Yhea!!! said on 01/06/10 12:26:10

Matt Ch'Yhea!!! BRILL

No better lang

cz dis is my kinda lang ;)

>>  lulzbrinasaour said on 03/31/10 18:01:03

lulzbrinasaour CAN HAZ SUM MOAR XAMPLS LIEK MAKE A OMGWTFBBQ?!?! KTHXBAI

>>  ThomasR said on 04/14/10 16:16:56

ThomasR quiet fun ;)

>>  Sonic said on 08/10/10 17:33:00

Sonic The epicness of this code made me laugh so hard for 2 minutes.

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