HAI
CAN HAZ STDIO?
CAN HAZ STDLIB?
I HAZ A BOTTLZ ITZ 99
IM IN YR LUP
	CAN I HAZ BTS A BOTTLZ AZ STRNG?
	VISIBLE BTS + " BOTTLZ F BEER ON TEH WAL"
	VISIBLE BTS + " BOTTLZ F BEER ON TEH WAL"
	VISIBLE "TAK UN DAWN PAS IT RAWND"
	I HAZ A BOTTLZ ITZ BOTTLZ - 1
	IZ BOTTLZ BIGR DAN 0?
		YARLY
			CAN I HAZ BTS A BOTTLZ AZ STRNG?
			VISIBLE BTS + "BOTTLZ F BEER ON TEH WAL"
			VISIBLE ""
			KTHX
		NOWAI
			VISIBLE "NO MOAR BOTTLZ F BEER ON TEH WAL"
			BTW TO XIT TEH CNDITUNL N TEH LUP I MST KTHX TWCE
			KTHX TWCE
IM OUTTA YR LUP
KTHXBYE