99 Bottles of Beer

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Date:	05/31/05
Author:	sp3tt
URL:	n/a
Comments:	10
Info:	http://www.dangermouse.net/esoteric/chef.html
Score:	(2.95 in 19 votes)

99 bottles of beer on the wall.

99 bottles of beer on the wall song.

Ingredients.
1 programmer
10 ml newlines
32 ml spaces
44 ml commas
46 ml full stops
66 ml black cherry
71 ml grapefruit
78 ml nauclea
84 ml tea
97 ml apples
98 ml bananas
99 ml carrots
99 g melange
100 ml dragonfruit
101 ml elderberries
102 ml figs
103 ml grapes
104 ml horse mangos
105 ml indian figs
106 ml junglesop
107 ml kiwi
108 ml lemon
109 ml mango
110 ml nuts
111 ml onion
112 ml pineapple
114 ml rhubarb
115 ml strawberries
116 ml tomatoes
117 ml u
118 ml vanilla
119 ml water
121 ml yellowberries
98 kg beer
100 kg peanuts

Method.
Put full stops into mixing bowl. Put rhubarb into mixing bowl. Put elderberries into mixing bowl.
Put elderberries into mixing bowl. Put bananas into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put figs into mixing bowl. Put onion into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put strawberries into mixing bowl. Put elderberries into mixing bowl.
Put lemon into mixing bowl. Put tomatoes into mixing bowl. Put tomatoes into mixing bowl. Put onion
into mixing bowl. Put black cherry into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put melange into mixing bowl.
Put full stops into mixing bowl. Put full stops into mixing bowl. Put full stops into mixing bowl.
Put elderberries into mixing bowl. Put rhubarb into mixing bowl. Put onion into mixing bowl. Put
mango into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put elderberries into mixing bowl. Put mango into mixing bowl. Put
onion into mixing bowl. Put strawberries into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put yellowberries into mixing bowl. Put u into mixing bowl. Put bananas
into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put dragonfruit into mixing bowl. Put nuts into mixing bowl. Put apples
into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put elderberries into mixing bowl. Put rhubarb into mixing bowl. Put
onion into mixing bowl. Put tomatoes into mixing bowl. Put strawberries into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put elderberries into mixing bowl. Put horse mangos into mixing bowl.
Put tomatoes into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put onion into mixing bowl. Put tomatoes into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put onion into mixing bowl. Put grapefruit into mixing bowl.
Put newlines into mixing bowl. Put full stops into mixing bowl. Put full stops into mixing bowl. Put
full stops into mixing bowl. Put rhubarb into mixing bowl. Put elderberries into mixing bowl. Put
elderberries into mixing bowl. Put bananas into mixing bowl. Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put figs
into mixing bowl. Put onion into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put elderberries into mixing bowl. Put lemon into mixing bowl. Put
tomatoes into mixing bowl. Put tomatoes into mixing bowl. Put onion into mixing bowl. Put bananas
into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put elderberries into mixing bowl. Put rhubarb into mixing bowl. Put
onion into mixing bowl. Put mango into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put onion into mixing bowl. Put nuts into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put commas into mixing bowl. Put lemon into mixing bowl. Put lemon into
mixing bowl. Put apples into mixing bowl. Put water into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put elderberries into mixing bowl. Put horse mangos into mixing bowl.
Put tomatoes into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put nuts into mixing bowl. Put onion into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put rhubarb into mixing bowl. Put elderberries into mixing bowl. Put
elderberries into mixing bowl. Put bananas into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put figs into mixing bowl. Put onion into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put elderberries into mixing bowl. Put lemon into mixing bowl. Put
tomatoes into mixing bowl. Put tomatoes into mixing bowl. Put onion into mixing bowl. Put bananas
into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put elderberries into mixing bowl. Put rhubarb into mixing bowl. Put
onion into mixing bowl. Put mango into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put onion into mixing bowl. Put nauclea into mixing bowl. Put newlines
into mixing bowl.
Put newlines into mixing bowl. Put full stops into mixing bowl. Put lemon into mixing bowl. Put
lemon into mixing bowl. Put apples into mixing bowl. Put water into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put elderberries into mixing bowl. Put horse mangos into mixing bowl.
Put tomatoes into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put nuts into mixing bowl. Put onion into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put rhubarb into mixing bowl. Put elderberries into mixing bowl. Put
elderberries into mixing bowl. Put bananas into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put figs into mixing bowl. Put onion into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put strawberries into mixing bowl. Put elderberries into mixing bowl.
Put lemon into mixing bowl. Put tomatoes into mixing bowl. Put tomatoes into mixing bowl. Put onion
into mixing bowl. Put bananas into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put elderberries into mixing bowl. Put rhubarb into mixing bowl. Put
onion into mixing bowl. Put mango into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put onion into mixing bowl. Put nuts into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put commas into mixing bowl. Put dragonfruit into mixing bowl. Put nuts
into mixing bowl. Put u into mixing bowl. Put onion into mixing bowl. Put rhubarb into mixing bowl.
Put apples into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put tomatoes into mixing bowl. Put indian figs into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put strawberries into mixing bowl. Put strawberries into mixing bowl.
Put apples into mixing bowl. Put pineapple into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put dragonfruit into mixing bowl. Put nuts into mixing bowl. Put apples
into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put nuts into mixing bowl. Put water into mixing bowl. Put onion into
mixing bowl. Put dragonfruit into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put elderberries into mixing bowl. Put nuts into mixing bowl. Put onion
into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put elderberries into mixing bowl. Put kiwi into mixing bowl. Put
apples into mixing bowl. Put tea into mixing bowl.
Put newlines into mixing bowl. Put full stops into mixing bowl. Put rhubarb into mixing bowl. Put
elderberries into mixing bowl. Put elderberries into mixing bowl. Put bananas into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put figs into mixing bowl. Put onion into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put elderberries into mixing bowl. Put lemon into mixing bowl. Put
tomatoes into mixing bowl. Put tomatoes into mixing bowl. Put onion into mixing bowl. Put bananas
into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put programmer into mixing bowl. Put spaces into mixing bowl.
Put commas into mixing bowl. Put lemon into mixing bowl. Put lemon into mixing bowl. Put apples into
mixing bowl. Put water into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put elderberries into mixing bowl. Put horse mangos into mixing bowl.
Put tomatoes into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put nuts into mixing bowl. Put onion into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put rhubarb into mixing bowl. Put elderberries into mixing bowl. Put
elderberries into mixing bowl. Put bananas into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put figs into mixing bowl. Put onion into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put elderberries into mixing bowl. Put lemon into mixing bowl. Put
tomatoes into mixing bowl. Put tomatoes into mixing bowl. Put onion into mixing bowl. Put black
cherry into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put programmer into mixing bowl.
Drink the beer. Put newlines into mixing bowl. Put newlines into mixing bowl.
Put full stops into mixing bowl. Put lemon into mixing bowl. Put lemon into mixing bowl. Put apples
into mixing bowl. Put water into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put elderberries into mixing bowl. Put horse mangos into mixing bowl.
Put tomatoes into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put nuts into mixing bowl. Put onion into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put rhubarb into mixing bowl. Put elderberries into mixing bowl. Put
elderberries into mixing bowl. Put bananas into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put figs into mixing bowl. Put onion into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put strawberries into mixing bowl. Put elderberries into mixing bowl.
Put lemon into mixing bowl. Put tomatoes into mixing bowl. Put tomatoes into mixing bowl. Put onion
into mixing bowl. Put bananas into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put peanuts into mixing bowl. Remove beer from mixing bowl. Remove
programmer from mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put commas into mixing bowl. Put dragonfruit into mixing bowl. Put nuts
into mixing bowl. Put u into mixing bowl. Put onion into mixing bowl. Put rhubarb into mixing bowl.
Put apples into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put tomatoes into mixing bowl. Put indian figs into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put strawberries into mixing bowl. Put strawberries into mixing bowl.
Put apples into mixing bowl. Put pineapple into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put dragonfruit into mixing bowl. Put nuts into mixing bowl. Put apples
into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put nuts into mixing bowl. Put water into mixing bowl. Put onion into
mixing bowl. Put dragonfruit into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put elderberries into mixing bowl. Put nuts into mixing bowl. Put onion
into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put elderberries into mixing bowl. Put kiwi into mixing bowl. Put
apples into mixing bowl. Put tea into mixing bowl.
Put newlines into mixing bowl. Put full stops into mixing bowl. Put rhubarb into mixing bowl. Put
elderberries into mixing bowl. Put elderberries into mixing bowl. Put bananas into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put figs into mixing bowl. Put onion into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put strawberries into mixing bowl. Put elderberries into mixing bowl.
Put lemon into mixing bowl. Put tomatoes into mixing bowl. Put tomatoes into mixing bowl. Put onion
into mixing bowl. Put bananas into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put peanuts into mixing bowl. Remove beer from mixing bowl. Put spaces
into mixing bowl.
Put commas into mixing bowl. Put lemon into mixing bowl. Put lemon into mixing bowl. Put apples into
mixing bowl. Put water into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put elderberries into mixing bowl. Put horse mangos into mixing bowl.
Put tomatoes into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put nuts into mixing bowl. Put onion into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put rhubarb into mixing bowl. Put elderberries into mixing bowl. Put
elderberries into mixing bowl. Put bananas into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put figs into mixing bowl. Put onion into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put strawberries into mixing bowl. Put elderberries into mixing bowl.
Put lemon into mixing bowl. Put tomatoes into mixing bowl. Put tomatoes into mixing bowl. Put onion
into mixing bowl. Put black cherry into mixing bowl.
Put spaces into mixing bowl. Put peanuts into mixing bowl. Remove beer from mixing bowl.
Enjoy the beer until Drinked. Pour contents of the mixing bowl into the baking dish.

Serves 1.

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Alternative Versions

Version	Author	Date	Comments	Rate
sous-chef version	Rune Berge	06/02/05	5

Comments

Stefan Scheler said on 05/31/05 21:32:43

What the fuck is going on here? In fact we got two Chef submissons within a couple of hours. As soon as I have some time on my hands, I will add support for showing several examples for each language cuz I don't want to be the one who decides which is the better one etc. For now I activated the first submission.

Rune Berge said on 05/31/05 23:09:07

Hehe. It's actually quite funny. Yesterday I wrote my version of 99 bottles in Chef, and discussed it a bit on the #esoteric IRC channel. But I didn't get around to renaming the ingredients to proper beer ingredients, so I didn't submit it then. Then today sp3tt shows up on #esoteric and (after reading the logs) expresses his surprise that we both wrote it at the same time. We have never talked before (at least not to my knowledge), so it should be a coincidence. What are the odds of that!

Anyway, he was the first to submit, so I have no problems with his' being the one included here. Though, for the record, mine is half the size, and his' does say "1 bottles" in the 98th verse

Stefan Scheler said on 06/01/05 08:29:22

Well, yours is also available now. The one with higher scores is the one to be listed in "Browse Languages".

sp3tt said on 06/01/05 10:00:35

Yes, it is a coincidence XD My reaction when I looked through the logs and saw the mention of 99 bottles in Chef was something like "wtf?". The world can be a strange place. The fact that BrainFuck exists proves that

Rune Berge said on 06/01/05 14:43:55

Stefan: How can that work? The one not listed in "Browse languages" is not likely to get any votes anyway...

In many languages there are several versions which can be quite different, and then I think it is justified to have several versions. But these two are not that different. Maybe I should replace mine with the sous-chef version instead...

sp3tt said on 06/01/05 15:33:14

That would definately be nice, it would display more features of the language.

Stefan Scheler said on 06/01/05 16:04:36

> Stefan: How can that work? The one not listed in "Browse languages" is not likely
> to get any votes anyway...

Hmm, why do you think so?

Rune Berge said on 06/01/05 16:21:30

Well, it was before I noticed the "More examples" link, so I guess I was wrong.

It would be nice to have a short description in the More Examples link instead of just a number...

Anyway, is there a way to replace my code with another version? Can I use the regular submit form for that, or will that make a new entry?

Stefan Scheler said on 06/01/05 16:32:34

You can use the form. And, I'm not yet happy with the more examples links either. Consider it as a first try.

Rune Berge said on 06/01/05 21:17:03

OK. I'll upload my alternative version as soon as I get around to giving it proper recipe names.

I suggest a new (optional) field in the submission form which can be used to describe the program, to separate it from other entries of the same language, and that that text is used in the "More examples" links.

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